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[♪]

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[WHISPERS] Master. Oh! Uh...

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Jeannie. Well...

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What are you doing?

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I'm trying to sneak out of here.

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Oh. Are you trying to
get away from someone?

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That's right, Jeannie.
Shh!

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I will help you.

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Who are you trying
to get away from?

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[GIGGLES] You! [GASPS]

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[♪]

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[♪]

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You mean you do not
want me to go with you?

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Well, that's
the general idea, Jeannie.

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Look, I have a very important
press conference, and...

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well, I just don't want you
to attract any attention.

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Why don't you go to D-Diamond
Head or something, huh?

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Because I want to be with you.

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I will not attract
any attention, master.

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[CHUCKLING] Oh, come on.

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Oh, I promise.

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I will sit in a corner
like a small little mouse,

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and no one will even know
I am there.

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I'll know. I...
Look, I-

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I don't have time to...

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Look what you've done
to my papers.

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I gotta collect all these...
Oh, I will get them

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for you, master.
Uh...

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Thank you.
[CHUCKLES]

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Then I may go with you?

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Well, I really don't
have a choice, do I?

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Mm-mm.
Oh, brother.

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TONY: Uh, good
morning, gentlemen.

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Good morning, Major Nelson.
Major.

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Uh, this is Miss Jeannie.

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How do you do?
How do you do?

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Why don't you tilt your hat
back a little, major,

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and we'll get a few pictures.

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JEANNIE: Oh, I will
stay in the corner

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like a small little mouse.
Oh. Good girl.

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Boy, that's an interesting pin.

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It must be a copy
of the King Tut scarab.

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A copy? Huh!

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This is the original.

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The original? Why, that's worth
a half million dollars.

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Let's get this picture here.

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PHOTOGRAPHER: A half a million dollars?
Is it true? Can't believe it.

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Yes.

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[♪]

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TONY: "I will sit in the
corner like a little mouse..."

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I am sorry, master.
[GRUNTS]

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Jeannie, why did you have
to wear that pin?

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I wanted to look nice for you.

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Oh. I see.

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Did that thing really cost
a half a million dollars?

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I do not know.
King Tut did not say.

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Did King Tut
really give you this?

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Oh, yes.
[CHUCKLES]

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Oh, he was quite fond of me.

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He was a very
nice man, you know.

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Bit of an egomaniac.

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I mean, most people
are satisfied

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with a little tiny tombstone.

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But King Tut had to have

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the biggest in whole land,

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the pyramid, a golden coffin...

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I know. I know, I know.

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I am sorry if
I upset you, master.

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That's all right.

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I guess I'm just
being overcautious.

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[CHUCKLES] There's no harm done.

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[GIGGLING] No, master.

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[♪]

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Excuse me.

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[SNAPS TWICE]

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I want you back here
in exactly 17 minutes.

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Yes, Mr. Vanderhaven.
Don't keep me waiting.

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No, Mr. Vanderhaven.

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My name is Vanderhaven.

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I'm looking for
Major Anthony Nelson.

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Mr. Vanderhaven.
Yes.

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It is a great pleasure
to have you in our hotel.

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I hear that you never
come ashore, and it is such...

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Stop fawning.

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Where can I find Major Nelson?

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He's on a beach terrace, sir.
Yeah.

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I will be happy
to take you to...

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I'll find him myself.

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Phew.

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Master, it is such
a beautiful day.

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Why do we not go boating?

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Well, for one reason,
I don't have a boat...

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Major Nelson?
Yeah.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Forgive me for intruding.

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My name is Vanderhaven.
Oh, yes, sir.

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How do you do?
I...

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I heard that you were
in Honolulu,

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and I came to tell you
what a great honor it is

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to have you with us.

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Well, thank you.
Uh, this is Miss Jeannie.

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How do you do?
Mister, uh...?

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Vanderhaven.
Very glad to see you.

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How do you do?

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Well... Would you
join us?

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Well, I'll only be a minute.

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You know...
being in town

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makes me very, very nervous.

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Oh, where do you live?

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On my yacht.

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[GASPS] You have a yacht?

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Yes.

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And I was hoping
you'd come aboard

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and have lunch with me today.

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Of course you're invited too.

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[GASPING] Oh!
Well, that's very kind of you,

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but I do have a mission...

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It's the least I can do

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for one of our brave
young astronauts.

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I'll have you picked up
about 1:00, okay?

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One o'clock would be fine.

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Are you enjoying yourself
on the island, uh, major?

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Oh, yes, yes.
The islands are beautiful.

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I'd like to have a little...

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house on the beach, you know,

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for vacation time.

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Would you like a house
on the beach?

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TONY:
Uh...

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I'll buy one when
I can afford it, Jeannie.

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Excuse my curiosity,

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but I, uh...

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I'm a collector
of antique jewelry.

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Is that, uh...?
Is that scarab genuine?

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Oh, yes.
King Tut gave it to...

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To a friend of his in court.

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It's lovely.

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Thank you.

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Well, I, uh... I guess
I'd better be going.

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I'm expecting a call
from my London office,

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I'll see you at lunch, major.

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A pleasure meeting you, sir.

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A pleasure meeting you too.
Thank you.

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You found him!

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Mr. Vanderhaven,
if there's anything...

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Stop fawning.

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TONY:
Oh, Mr. Chang.

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Uh, pardon me.
Who is he?

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Mr. Vanderhaven?

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He's the richest man
in the world.

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[SEA GULLS CAWING]

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[SNAPS THREE TIMES]

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Would you, uh, care to have

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a little more pineapple?

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Oh, no, thank you.
No, thanks.

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I couldn't eat another bite.

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This is certainly
a beautiful yacht.

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I'm very, very glad you like it.

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I keep my large yacht at Nassau.

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Would you like to
have a beautiful yacht...?

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No. No, Jeannie.

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You know, you two are very,

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very good friends, aren't you?

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Oh, yes, I would do
anything for my...

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Jeannie's very generous.

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I admire that.

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That's the trouble
with the world today.

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People only think of themselves.

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[BELL CHIMING]

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Th...

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Th... That must be my call
from my Brazil office.

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Would you pardon me?

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Certainly. Make
yourself comfortable.

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All right!
[BELL CHIMING]

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All right, all right.

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Take care with the old man's
coat, he's gonna kill ya.

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Oh, okay.
Drive me crazy.

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Here. Here.

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He's in a very bad mood today.

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Isn't he always?

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That miserable...

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Working, working all the time.

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All right, all right.
Calm, calm.

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I look all right, Eddie?
Yeah, yeah.

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His favorite. Here.

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[EXHALES]

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What the devil kept you?!

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Oh, I-I've been preparing
your luncheon, Mr. Vanderhaven.

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And I thought...
It's freezing in here.

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No, it's very warm in here, sir.

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You are contradicting me?

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Oh. N-now that you
mention it, sir,

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it is quite chilly in here.

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Here's your luncheon, sir.
Ah, slop!

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Slop! Slop!
I'm t... But...

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I'm the richest man
in the world,

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and all I can eat is slop
served me by incompetents.

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Would you care to
have another one, sir?

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No! I don't want
anything else.

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All I want to do is get out
of this freezing climate.

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Freezing, sir?
But we're in Hawaii.

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Well, from all I've seen of it,

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might as well be
in the South Pole.

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Get me my wheelchair,
I'm going up on deck.

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On deck? N-n-n-now,
sir?

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Right now?

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Is there any reason
I should not go on the deck

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of my own yacht?

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Well, no, I don't see
any reason to...

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I'll...
I'll get your umbrella,

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because there's
a cold rain falling.

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Again?
Yes.

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I'll stay in bed.

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Whatever you say.

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You sure you don't want
anything else?

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No! I don't want
anything else!

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Just get your stupid face
out of here. Out, out, out, out!

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Out!

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Yes, sir.

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[♪]

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I hope you know
what you're doing.

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Have I ever let you down?

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Well, there was the time...
Never mind.

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Do you wanna work
for that cheap,

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miserable millionaire
for the rest of your life?

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Well, there are worse jobs.
Yeah?

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Well, we're in his will.

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What? For $10,000?
Well, that's a lot of money.

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Chickenfeed, pal.
Chickenfeed.

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Do you realize that he'll
outlive the both of us?

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There's over a half a million
dollars ready to be taken.

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But we'll never
get away with it.

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That... That scarab
is too well-known.

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Even if you steal it, you'll
never be able to get rid of it.

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Do what? Steal it?!
Yeah.

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Who's talking about stealing?

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She's going to give it to us.

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Why would she do that?

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Because we're smarter
than she is.

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Do you realize what we can do
with a half a million dollars?

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Here we could invest it.

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Yeah. Yachts.

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Girls.

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How much we got in the bank?

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Twenty-five hundred dollars.

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[SNAPS TWICE] Get it out.

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What for?

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Bait.

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We're going into town
this afternoon

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for three things:

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A real-estate broker,
a jeweler and a lumberyard.

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Real-estate broker...

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a jeweler...

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and a lumberyard?

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I'm sorry I was detained,

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but those overseas calls
are a nuisance, aren't they?

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Well, it's a pleasant
place to get them.

257
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,557
And what would be
more pleasant is for me

258
00:10:26,558 --> 00:10:29,060
to show you two
around Oahu tomorrow.

259
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,678
Oh! Oh, thank you, Mr.
Vanderhaven,

260
00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:33,231
but I have quite a lot
of work to do tomorrow.

261
00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,415
Oh, that's a pity.
Uh, are you free?

262
00:10:36,685 --> 00:10:37,819
Am I free?

263
00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:39,370
Well, uh...
I am free.

264
00:10:39,371 --> 00:10:40,904
Oh, good, good.
I'll, uh...

265
00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:42,273
I'll pick you up in the morning,

266
00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,075
and I'll show you
around the islands.

267
00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:46,210
Oh, thank you.
Well, thank you.

268
00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:48,312
Believe me, major...

269
00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:51,416
this is going to be
a rewarding experience.

270
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,884
[♪]

271
00:10:55,587 --> 00:10:59,357
CHARLES:
Twenty-three, 24, 25.

272
00:11:03,128 --> 00:11:05,897
The boys will never believe this, Mr.
Hinkey. Yeah?

273
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,349
May I ask what you
want this land for?

274
00:11:10,769 --> 00:11:12,203
Is this in confidence?

275
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:14,105
Of course.

276
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,707
It's for the president's
anti-poverty program.

277
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:17,942
Oh.

278
00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,100
[♪]

279
00:11:27,101 --> 00:11:28,369
Uh, good morning, miss.

280
00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:29,370
Good morning.

281
00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:31,138
Uh, where shall
we go first, sir?

282
00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:32,272
Oh, I am so excited.

283
00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:34,007
I want to be taken everywhere.

284
00:11:34,008 --> 00:11:36,544
Don't worry.
You'll be taken. Heh.

285
00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:11,645
I told you to order
the <i>large</i> helicopter.

286
00:12:11,646 --> 00:12:13,214
You mean you have more than one?

287
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:15,049
Yes, my dear, I have
a fleet of them. Heh.

288
00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,651
Now make Jeannie comfortable,
take her into the helicopter.

289
00:12:17,652 --> 00:12:18,986
Mr. Vanderhaven.

290
00:12:18,987 --> 00:12:21,688
Yeah, that is correct.
I am Mr. Vanderhaven. Heh-heh.

291
00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:24,225
How much is
a half-hour ride?

292
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:26,193
Fifty dollars.

293
00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:27,828
Give me $11 worth.

294
00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:29,797
Go ahead.

295
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,776
[♪]

296
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:50,033
JEANNIE:
Oh, look down there!

297
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,034
That is Diamond Head!

298
00:12:51,035 --> 00:12:53,103
Is it not lovely?

299
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:54,872
[GASPS]
Oh! There is the Punchbowl.

300
00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:56,607
I have seen pictures of it.

301
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,242
I wish Major Nelson were along.

302
00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:00,678
Honolulu is so beautiful
from the air.

303
00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:25,385
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

304
00:13:34,112 --> 00:13:35,712
Are the guards off duty, Edward?

305
00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:37,381
Uh. They...
They must be at lunch, sir.

306
00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:38,482
All right.
Open the gate.

307
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:39,716
Open the gate.
Yes, sir.

308
00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:41,418
And then I'll...
I'll help the lady down.

309
00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,020
You help me down.
I'll help you down.

310
00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:44,388
Step right this way, Jeannie.

311
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:46,090
Be very, very careful.
That's fine.

312
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,457
Walk right in here.

313
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,628
This is my pride and joy,
this piece of land.

314
00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:52,729
Would you like to see it?

315
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:53,864
Oh, I would love to.

316
00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:55,065
Well, fine. Let's go.

317
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:57,768
Why do all the signs say
"danger" and "keep off"?

318
00:13:57,769 --> 00:14:00,670
Well... I'm afraid
I can't discuss it now.

319
00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:02,072
Even with you.
Heh-heh.

320
00:14:02,073 --> 00:14:03,573
[QUIETLY] Step right up.

321
00:14:03,574 --> 00:14:05,509
[♪]

322
00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:16,820
Oh! This is so wild
and beautiful!

323
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:19,390
Yes. It's
very relaxing. Heh-heh.

324
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,658
In fact, the real-estate broker
that I bought it from

325
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:24,328
told me that there's not another
beach like this on the island.

326
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:26,430
Oh, it would be a beautiful
place to build a home.

327
00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:27,664
Oh, yes, indeed.

328
00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:29,633
A great place for somebody
who wanted to rest.

329
00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:31,201
Who wanted to get away
from all the...

330
00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:33,837
The pressure of being
in space all the time.

331
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,306
Like Major Nelson.

332
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,974
Yes.
Like Major Nelson.

333
00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:38,775
Oh. He would
adore this.

334
00:14:38,776 --> 00:14:40,544
I'm sorry, dear,
it's not for sale.

335
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:41,545
Oh.

336
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,113
[MOUTHING WORDS]

337
00:14:46,401 --> 00:14:47,702
Look how white the sand is.

338
00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:49,036
It is lovely.

339
00:14:49,037 --> 00:14:52,639
Yeah, they... They don't make
sand like this anymore.

340
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,441
Isn't it beautiful?
Oh, yes.

341
00:14:55,543 --> 00:14:57,444
All over.
Oh!

342
00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:59,513
This looks like a diamond.
Shh!

343
00:14:59,514 --> 00:15:00,581
Not so loud.

344
00:15:00,582 --> 00:15:01,682
You mean it is a diamond?

345
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,350
You have stumbled on my secret.

346
00:15:03,351 --> 00:15:05,711
This beach is full of diamonds.

347
00:15:06,188 --> 00:15:08,388
I did not know they had
diamonds in Hawaii.

348
00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:11,025
Sh. They do have
diamonds in Hawaii.

349
00:15:12,293 --> 00:15:14,561
Why you think they
call this Diamond Head?

350
00:15:14,562 --> 00:15:15,996
Oh.

351
00:15:15,997 --> 00:15:17,598
Jeannie, look.
Look at that diamond.

352
00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:18,599
[SQUEALS]

353
00:15:22,036 --> 00:15:24,905
Oh. This is why
you have the...

354
00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:25,939
The guards and the gate

355
00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:27,040
and the signs...
Shh.

356
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,009
I was hoping
it wouldn't leak out.

357
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,343
I...

358
00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:32,679
Oh. Look at
that color.

359
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,681
Eddie, have them clean
this beach.

360
00:15:34,682 --> 00:15:36,516
EDDIE:
Yes, Mr. Vanderhaven.

361
00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:38,952
This beach hasn't been
cleaned since yesterday.

362
00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:39,953
The tide is so high,

363
00:15:39,954 --> 00:15:42,055
it keeps washing
the diamonds ashore.

364
00:15:42,056 --> 00:15:43,924
That is why you do not wish
to sell this land.

365
00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:45,225
Well, I...

366
00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:47,261
Like to say that
money isn't everything.

367
00:15:47,262 --> 00:15:48,862
Jeannie, I...

368
00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:50,130
I thought if it would make you

369
00:15:50,131 --> 00:15:51,398
and Major Nelson very happy,

370
00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:53,200
you could have the land,
I'd give it to you.

371
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:55,202
You are going to let me have it?

372
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:56,703
I'm tempted.

373
00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:59,106
Oh! That would be won...

374
00:15:59,107 --> 00:16:01,041
No good.
Why not?

375
00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:04,344
Tsk. He will never allow me
to do anything for him.

376
00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:06,780
Oh, my dear. This wouldn't
cost you anything.

377
00:16:06,781 --> 00:16:07,848
It would not?

378
00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:10,409
No. I'd give it
to you for free.

379
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:13,537
Sit right down.

380
00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,673
Oh. Thank you.
That's fine, Jeannie.

381
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:18,042
Get the motor running.
Yes, Mr. Vanderhaven.

382
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,044
Now I'll show you how
the whole thing will work.

383
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,244
You pay for the land,

384
00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,246
and you'll get your money
back on the diamonds.

385
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,465
That's how simple it is.

386
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:25,750
You are right.

387
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,169
That way it would not
cost anyone anything.

388
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:31,088
How much money would you
like for the land?

389
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:33,140
Ooh. I never
gave it a thought,

390
00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:34,841
because money
doesn't mean anything...

391
00:16:34,842 --> 00:16:36,927
That's a beautiful scarab
you're wearing.

392
00:16:36,928 --> 00:16:38,478
[CHUCKLES] Oh.

393
00:16:38,479 --> 00:16:41,816
Would you take the scarab
for the land?

394
00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,884
I guess so,

395
00:16:43,885 --> 00:16:45,319
if I was persuaded.

396
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,587
Oh, thank you!
Oh. Be careful.

397
00:16:47,588 --> 00:16:49,790
It's the... The diamond.
There's another one there.

398
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,925
Oh.

399
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,626
No, no. Keep it,
keep it, dear.

400
00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:54,111
There's more where
that came from.

401
00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:56,947
Oh, Jeannie, I can just picture
Major Nelson relaxing

402
00:16:56,948 --> 00:16:59,533
in the lanai of his beautiful
home that he'll build here.

403
00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:01,935
Oh-ho-ho. Major Nelson
will be so thrilled.

404
00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:03,036
Yeah.

405
00:17:03,037 --> 00:17:05,005
We're all going
to be very thrilled. Heh.

406
00:17:05,006 --> 00:17:07,073
Uh, here is the deed
to the land.

407
00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:08,642
Oh, thank you!

408
00:17:08,643 --> 00:17:10,043
The, uh...
[SNAPS ONCE]

409
00:17:10,044 --> 00:17:11,912
Let's get the pin.
Oh. Oh, yes.

410
00:17:11,913 --> 00:17:13,079
That's fine.

411
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,749
Everything legal
and above-board. Heh-heh.

412
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:16,950
Uh, what time is it?

413
00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:18,919
It's quarter to 12, sir.
Quarter of 12.

414
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,622
We gotta be running along.
Let's... Come on.

415
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,724
[♪]

416
00:17:23,725 --> 00:17:24,725
[BEEPING]

417
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,258
VANDERHAVEN:
Charles!

418
00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:43,660
[WHISTLES] Oh, there you are.

419
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:44,728
Where have you been?

420
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,329
Eh...
Sightseeing.

421
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,866
You're smoking my cigar.

422
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,734
Yes, I am. It's
the last one I'm gonna smoke.

423
00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:52,235
I can't stand
these crummy cigars.

424
00:17:52,236 --> 00:17:53,604
What?

425
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,472
And I'm not crazy about you either.
Yeah...

426
00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:57,608
You gone out of your...?
Have you lost your senses?

427
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,109
Is that any way
to talk to a sick man?

428
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:00,978
You're not sick.
You're a hypochondriac.

429
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,880
I've had five years
of cleaning up after you,

430
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,114
being yelled at,

431
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:06,082
watching you wheel and deal
and cheat people.

432
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,251
Well, let me tell you
something, Mr. Vanderhaven.

433
00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:10,554
I've been doing a little
wheeling and dealing myself,

434
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:11,555
and I'm quitting!

435
00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:13,123
You are not quitting,
you're fired!

436
00:18:13,124 --> 00:18:14,124
Fired?

437
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,359
I had you in my will
for $10,000.

438
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,427
Peanuts, pal!
Peanuts.

439
00:18:17,428 --> 00:18:20,163
I am raising it to $50,000!

440
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,500
Fifty thousand?

441
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:25,335
Then I'm cutting you
out of my will!

442
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:26,336
All right!

443
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:28,805
If you ever wanna sell this tub,

444
00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:29,806
get in touch with me.

445
00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,274
I may be
in the market. Heh.

446
00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:33,476
Keep warm, you old crook.

447
00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:35,311
[STAMMERING]

448
00:18:35,312 --> 00:18:37,548
[♪]

449
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:45,172
Master.
Oh. Oh.

450
00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,439
What is it?

451
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,675
Master, I have the most
exciting surprise for you.

452
00:18:48,676 --> 00:18:50,577
Now I thought you were out
touring the island

453
00:18:50,578 --> 00:18:51,745
with Mr. Vanderhaven.

454
00:18:51,746 --> 00:18:54,915
You now own the most
beautiful beach in "Ohooha."

455
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,817
[CHUCKLES]
No, it's "Oahu."

456
00:18:56,818 --> 00:18:58,886
And you are going to build
a beautiful home there

457
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,087
and sit under the palm trees,

458
00:19:00,088 --> 00:19:01,621
and eat the coconuts
as they fall.

459
00:19:01,622 --> 00:19:02,756
Mm, Jeannie, I told you,

460
00:19:02,757 --> 00:19:04,691
whenever I wanted land
I'd buy it myself.

461
00:19:04,692 --> 00:19:06,827
Oh, but you do not have
to buy it, master.

462
00:19:06,828 --> 00:19:09,196
This land did not cost anything.

463
00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:10,998
How'd you get it?

464
00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:12,732
Hm. Oh, I was
very clever.

465
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:13,733
How'd you get it?

466
00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:15,502
I was much smarter
than Mr. Vanderhaven.

467
00:19:15,503 --> 00:19:17,838
And he is the richest man
in the whole world.

468
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:19,239
How'd you get it?

469
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,876
Hm. All I had to do was
to give him my scarab,

470
00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:24,377
and he gave me that.

471
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,448
Two acres of sand for...

472
00:19:28,449 --> 00:19:30,568
For a jewel worth
a half a million dollars?

473
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,453
Oh, but it is not
just sand, master.

474
00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:34,655
It is covered with diamonds.

475
00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:36,357
It's covered with diamonds?

476
00:19:36,358 --> 00:19:37,857
Yes. Your land is full of them.

477
00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:39,459
Hundreds are washed ashore

478
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,028
from the big volcano.

479
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:43,263
[CHUCKLES] And that is why
it is called Diamond Head.

480
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:44,414
Who told you that?

481
00:19:44,415 --> 00:19:45,415
Mr. Vanderhaven.

482
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:50,004
Hm. I have really done it
this time, have I not, master?

483
00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:52,456
[CHUCKLING] You sure have.

484
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,324
You've been taken
by the greatest con artist

485
00:19:54,325 --> 00:19:55,325
in the world.

486
00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:56,794
Con artist?
Yeah, Jeannie,

487
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,729
there aren't
any diamonds in Hawaii.

488
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,564
Oh, but you are wrong, master.

489
00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:03,199
Heh. I picked these up
off your beach myself.

490
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,903
Oh, Jeannie. These are probably
just industrial diamonds

491
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,270
that he scattered on the bea...

492
00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:10,006
You've been taken by
the oldest trick in the book.

493
00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:11,809
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.

494
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,811
No!

495
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:15,412
Oh, my scarab.

496
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:18,749
Oh, King Tut will be
furious with me.

497
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,750
Yeah.

498
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,117
Well, I will call the police

499
00:20:21,118 --> 00:20:22,719
and tell them
exactly what happened.

500
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,822
Yeah, listen, Jeannie,
uh, why don't you do that.

501
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,824
Uh, you call the police,
and they'll wanna know

502
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,291
who you are
and where you're from.

503
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:29,860
And you'll say you're a genie.
Yes.

504
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,728
And you come out of a bottle.
That is right.

505
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,163
And they'll put us all away.

506
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:37,217
But what shall I do, master?

507
00:20:37,218 --> 00:20:39,336
Nothing.
Oh, but I must do some...

508
00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:40,320
No, absolutely noth...

509
00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:41,788
Maybe this will be
a lesson to you.

510
00:20:41,789 --> 00:20:43,724
Tsk. Yes, master.

511
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,726
Mm. Well, you didn't
come off too badly.

512
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:48,361
I mean, you got
three diamonds out of it.

513
00:20:48,362 --> 00:20:51,397
Yes. At least I got
the diamonds out of it.

514
00:20:51,398 --> 00:20:53,233
Yeah.
[CHUCKLES]

515
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:57,404
Well. I shall be running along.

516
00:20:57,405 --> 00:20:58,605
Where you going?
[CHUCKLES]

517
00:20:58,606 --> 00:21:01,174
[YAWNING] Oh, I... I
will take a nap.

518
00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:03,109
I, uh, am very sleepy.

519
00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:05,312
I always get sleepy
when I have been cheated.

520
00:21:05,313 --> 00:21:06,679
Uh-huh.

521
00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:11,267
Mr. Vanderhaven.

522
00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:12,936
I'm...

523
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:14,437
I didn't see
you come in, Jeannie.

524
00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:16,206
I wanted to speak to you
about our land.

525
00:21:16,207 --> 00:21:17,908
Oh, no. You'll have to
talk to my lawyer.

526
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,409
Now, we...
We have an ironclad deal.

527
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:20,911
If you have any complaints...

528
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:22,128
I did not come here to complain.

529
00:21:22,129 --> 00:21:24,098
I came here to thank you.

530
00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:25,983
There isn't a court
in the world...

531
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,301
To thank me?

532
00:21:27,302 --> 00:21:30,053
Yes! I have just come
from my beach.

533
00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:33,590
You did not tell me
how large the diamonds were.

534
00:21:35,259 --> 00:21:36,993
No. No.

535
00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:45,152
CHARLES: They're diamonds.
They're diamonds.

536
00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:46,904
They're real diamonds!

537
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:49,106
Yes. The tide keeps
washing them up on the shore

538
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:51,241
faster than the trucks
can take them away.

539
00:21:51,242 --> 00:21:53,610
T... Trucks?
Truckloads of...

540
00:21:53,611 --> 00:21:54,828
Of diamonds?

541
00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:57,247
It was very generous of you.

542
00:21:57,248 --> 00:22:00,050
Jeannie, you, uh...
You can't have that land.

543
00:22:00,051 --> 00:22:01,919
Why not?

544
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,469
Because this...
There's a curse on it.

545
00:22:03,470 --> 00:22:06,139
There's a curse of the ancient
gods of the volcanoes.

546
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:09,093
The Maman Doodan Dun curse.

547
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,711
Well, I...

548
00:22:10,712 --> 00:22:12,596
I do not believe in curses.

549
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:13,797
Aw, y-you're a brave girl,

550
00:22:13,798 --> 00:22:16,817
and I would never forgive myself
if I let anything happen to you.

551
00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:18,235
Oh, but really...
Now don't argue.

552
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,369
We can't take any chances.

553
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:21,371
Now, I suggest one thing:
Just leave this here.

554
00:22:21,372 --> 00:22:22,539
And here, you...
You take...

555
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,908
You take back
the scarab, huh? Heh.

556
00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:26,944
Are you sure?
Sure? I'm positive.

557
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,112
And, uh...

558
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:31,165
Uh, Jeannie, give me the deed
to the land, please.

559
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,382
[MAGIC BOINGS]

560
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,559
There you are.

561
00:22:37,037 --> 00:22:38,271
I'm rich.

562
00:22:38,272 --> 00:22:39,673
I'm the richest man
in the world.

563
00:22:39,674 --> 00:22:42,108
[LAUGHS]
Truckloads! Truckloads!

564
00:22:42,109 --> 00:22:43,710
Enjoy yourself.
Oh.

565
00:22:45,045 --> 00:22:47,880
You bet I will. I w...

566
00:22:47,881 --> 00:22:50,517
Let's go. Let's go.
I... Eddie.

567
00:22:50,518 --> 00:22:52,185
W-where's the scarab?
The what?

568
00:22:52,186 --> 00:22:53,486
The scarab.
You're kidding.

569
00:22:53,487 --> 00:22:55,322
What scarab?
You kidding, Eddie?

570
00:22:55,323 --> 00:22:57,490
I gave back that half-
a-million-dollar trinket.

571
00:22:57,491 --> 00:22:58,725
That scarab, ha-ha-ha-ha!

572
00:22:58,726 --> 00:23:00,893
You what?
I gave it back.

573
00:23:00,894 --> 00:23:02,362
Look at this, Eddie.
Look at this!

574
00:23:02,363 --> 00:23:05,498
You know what this is?
Do you know what this is!?

575
00:23:05,499 --> 00:23:07,467
Rock candy.
Sure, it's rock ca...

576
00:23:08,569 --> 00:23:10,503
[♪]

577
00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:26,086
Where will you be
sailing next, Mr. Vanderhaven?

578
00:23:26,087 --> 00:23:28,554
Uh, Tahiti. I intend to
spend six months there.

579
00:23:28,555 --> 00:23:30,423
Oh, if you happen to run
into Captain Bligh,

580
00:23:30,424 --> 00:23:31,524
will you say hello for me?

581
00:23:31,525 --> 00:23:33,693
[CHUCKLES] Jeannie.

582
00:23:33,694 --> 00:23:35,461
Hello, Charles.

583
00:23:35,462 --> 00:23:37,497
Hello, miss.

584
00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:39,065
Yes, uh, ahem,

585
00:23:39,066 --> 00:23:40,901
Charles is a terrible scoundrel,

586
00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:42,302
but he's an excellent worker.

587
00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:44,470
You know, I'm so thankful
that the Honolulu police

588
00:23:44,471 --> 00:23:45,772
turned him over to me.

589
00:23:45,773 --> 00:23:47,791
Impersonating someone else
is a prison offense,

590
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:49,109
isn't it, Charles?

591
00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:50,477
Yes,
Mr. Vanderhaven.

592
00:23:50,478 --> 00:23:52,912
But Charles likes living
the life of luxury.

593
00:23:52,913 --> 00:23:54,793
Uh, don't you, Charles?

594
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,500
[QUIETLY] Yes, sir.

595
00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:58,068
When you've cleared away
the dishes,

596
00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,620
you can clean up the galley.

597
00:23:59,621 --> 00:24:00,853
Yes, sir.

598
00:24:00,854 --> 00:24:03,456
And then press
all of my clothes.

599
00:24:03,457 --> 00:24:04,457
CHARLES:
Yes, sir.

600
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:05,758
After that, you can, uh...

601
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:08,161
You were wrong, master.
Yeah? About what?

602
00:24:08,162 --> 00:24:09,529
You said he was the greatest

603
00:24:09,530 --> 00:24:10,763
con artist in the world.

604
00:24:10,764 --> 00:24:12,198
Yeah?

605
00:24:12,199 --> 00:24:14,639
He is the second greatest.

606
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,857
[♪]

607
00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,947
[♪]